| Teacher: | C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade! |
| Student: | I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore |
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
(via barakatsbabymama)
